My name is Matt, some people call me Fatt. It's whatever. I'm essentially a rude bitch that gets away with it by occasionally being funny. So, brace yourself, you're in for a bumpy ride.
Me: *sits down on couch to eat pasta sides*
Me: *takes one bite*
Me: *puts pasta in fridge*
Me: *goes to bedroom*
Me: *lays in bed and sobs*